It seems like ages since I wrote here! Even though I did peek in every two days to check out the stats.
So, before I start. Girls please don’t get offended, as this Blog is not for YOU, Hopefully…
What would you call a guy, “Typical guy”(Not Metrosexual’s) who is surrounded by 16 “Typical Girls” (Not Chicks) for unthinkable 10 hours at his work place...?
OMG...!, What..?
One Lucky Ass..!
Casanova..!
Skirt getter..!
King of Harem...!
Or
One pitiable, mentally dejected psychotic guy (In such circumstances...)
TYPICAL GIRLS are Intolerable, trust me. In-tole-rable.
I’ve had quite some time to think about what kind of Girls are right for US, The guys, The typical guys, to hang out with..
2. One who can set goals and complete them, Except getting a new haircut done with pedicure and manicure.
3. One who cares about herself atleast, Excluding spending an hour in front of mirror just to go out and drink at a place like Morrison.
4. One has to be matured enough to understand a Psychopath, It seems that younger ones are quite dramatic. 5. One who has confidence in what she does & it includes everything, EVERYTHING.
6. One whose a Rambo of sarcasm & has a nice sense of humour, but the sad truth is only 10 % girl understand Sarcasm, out of which 2% backfire.
7. Undeniably a girl whose got a nice pair of eyes & legs. Smile and B..B……………….Brains.
8. One who can act like a Lady ONLY when needed. I love when girls uses “F” word in rage
9. One who doesn’t thrive on GOSSIPS, but sadly its unrealistic.
10. One whose more interested in your future than your past and present, and sadly they actually DO…=))
6. One whose a Rambo of sarcasm & has a nice sense of humour, but the sad truth is only 10 % girl understand Sarcasm, out of which 2% backfire.
7. Undeniably a girl whose got a nice pair of eyes & legs. Smile and B..B……………….Brains.
8. One who can act like a Lady ONLY when needed. I love when girls uses “F” word in rage
9. One who doesn’t thrive on GOSSIPS, but sadly its unrealistic.
10. One whose more interested in your future than your past and present, and sadly they actually DO…=))
Well now thats some criteria for "the perfect Girl".
This is my view, everybody else’s preference may vary but then again……Views are like Assholes..!
But then, I would love to say YES, I have met a GIRL like this.
&
Yes, She knows it too..;)
I could side by you over this :)
ReplyDeletePretty demanding and unrealistic wishlist for a mere 'typical guy'!!
ReplyDeletebt nonedless, am sure there are many takers for your mentioned theory who would love to support.
p.s:Do you realise rule no. 6 applies to guys as well..?
KayB ...EVERYONE thrives on gossip....girls and guys. If there was a microphone in a guys lockeroom... lets just say a book could be written :)
ReplyDeleteas for your 16 girls... a little more info ( read gossip) would be awesome! :)
interesting as yesterdays shit.
ReplyDeleteviews are like Assholes!!lolss
ReplyDeleteloved it kaby!! U r MY ROCKSTAR! luv ya..muuuaahhh
typical you i am planing to write a blog on typical khabeer :P
ReplyDeleteMeko dedicate kiya na? :P
ReplyDeletehaha =)
NICE.
Thanks for dedicating this to me. Its so sweet, really :)
ReplyDeleteP.S: I actually liked this one! Notice how i didn't criticize it :)
"10 % girl understand Sarcasm, out of which 2% backfire"
ReplyDeleteMega Lol.......
hmmmm.....KB you are only getting better day by day!! Btwn have to argue with ya on loads of points so will call ya soon. Meanwhile continue with the good work!!
ReplyDeletetoo short. you can add some more crisp.
ReplyDeletebtw
worth reading
:)
-Ankita