I don’t have a Blackberry, but life YES…..

"Guy’s and Girls who own Blackberry, Android, Iphone, Galaxy or some other high end cell phones and in the age group of 16 to 25 please don’t go through it….."

Caution: content may lead you to write Sh*t about me, as it always does…. ;)

“Tell me your BB Pin…” asked by a random girl on Facebook. “ I use Nokia 1600” I replied. “Lol jeeta kaise hai tu….(Lol, how can you live…?) ” She wrote. “I breathe, eat, drink, socialize, plays Video Games, Soccer and sometime Parkour (free running), I have real life friends with whom I roam around to every other corner of the country, have at least 6 full time head turner girls, and a respected designation at my work place…..what else I want”……….Tu kaise jeeti hai….( how can you LIVE),” I literally backfired. Speechless she was and left……..

Just look at her statement “Lol jeeta kaise hai tu….” Clearly shows that her life revolves around her 3 inch BB screen, BBM and some inbuilt useless non required apps.

I wonder what exactly is the need of buying a high end cell phone, who the hell are you CEO of a multibillion empire, who needs to be online 365x24x7 so that all the known CEO’s of multinational companies get in touch with you OR are you some kind of a vendor providing all sort of service on any given day and time OR you don’t know when your psychotic boss demands you to come on video conference call? 

NO, so who, I mean who are you…..!

Nothing but a “Flasher”….. =))

I have seen a lot of people sitting in front of their desktop or laptop updating their  facebook status via “Blackberry”….Yeah so that some 800 OMMPH chicks get to know -Wowwww he has a BB- …..means he spent some 10K just for be into so called mainstream of the Dudes and Dudettes….. :P

Lamest excuse for buying a high end phone,

I can listen to so many songs and my friend said the audio quality of BB is classy….

Errr….. chutiyeee, buy an Apple Ipod instead naaa..Spend 6k you’ll get touch screen with 8 GB memory and as far as the sound quality,  Apple is second to none.

One more super lamest excuse,

My Mobile phone has the best-est camera quality 5 megapixels…. :|
The irony is, most of the people don’t even know what exactly megapixel is all about, but all they do know is -greater the number of megapixels the better the camera quality would be-

I Appreciate It…. =)). You waste more than 20k for it…not worth…..spend 10k and get a new Sony 12 Megapixel one… :P

My point being, phone is meant for receiving, dialing and cutting the calls and in the worst situation, texting…… I have never owned a high end phone yet reason being, I don’t need one. If you can avail the basic necessary features in 1000 bucks with a FM embedded in it, a flash light and moreover a 5 day long battery.

To be very true, handling a high end phone is more complicated then handling a girl. If you lose your girl you might have chance to be with her again but Cell Phones…….

Your cell is allergic to water, your girl isn’t -well in most of the cases-…. :P

In the end I am going to state a self made quote…. ;)

“High-end cell phones are the latest invention in killing your expensive time which values more than the money you spend on buying it” ~ KB

PS: No matter what, I love my Nokia 1600…. =))