प्रेम दिवस पर एक विशेष भेंट...

Statutory Warning: प्रेम में पागल युवक, युवती कृपया करके इसे पढने की कोशिश ना करें, विषय आपको मानसिक रूप से ठेस पहुँचा सकता है | इस कथा के पात्र "काल्पनिक" नहीं है...

The Dude: You know what i mean, i mean i kinda....i mean ..don't take me wrong ok well the thing is .....

Chammak Challo: You love me right....!

The Dude: Yeaaah......i mean not love i mean i kinda ...yeah start loving you सच्ची मुच्ची वाला 

Chammak Challo: Are you serious..?

The Dude: Yes i am, you think i am an fucking psycho insomniac who spent his nights talking rubbish for the past 11 months..but the thing is..

Chammak Challo: I don't believe....that you're such a 

The Dude: Sweetheart, I know...:)

Chammak Challo: NO......a Lazy Skunk...:|

The Dude: ?

Chammak Challo: Yes You are, you fucking lazy so called romantic wannabe brat...

The Dude: But..but..what have i.....

Chammak Challo: would you please shut your stinking mouth, asshole...i am already committed to someone.

now all of you must be thinking....what has this poor dude done and why is this smart Chammak Challo losing her temper?... he met her 11 months ago, started liking her in just 3 months and then waited for  8 whole months to say what he feels and finally on 14th of February he uttered the above shit.

 

So the morale is, Never wait for any special day or opportunity to take decisions, rather make a regular day special.

 

Lame, yes it is.

 

Valentine's Day, i would rather call it "Emotionally Challenged Day" indeed. I don't know why guys and girls are getting super excited from the beginning of the most annoying month of the year. So many non required irritating days, with their respective branded cards (Except the Fuck you Day). I always wonder how powerful the marketing and advertising think tanks are, fooled educated masses for 15-20 days.

 

I don't really understand, does it really make any difference if you ask a girl out particularly on 14th FEB, does it..?.i am clueless in this matter but as far as i know, being single on the most horrifying and formality laden day is an achievement in itself and enjoyable too, trust me.

 

Logically, if you think, you'll find out that the real essence of valentine's day is enjoyed most by the Super Singles and you know why, because they are Super Singles atleast they have choice to choose....=))

And i proudly shout out that i have survived Cupid's arrow for the 22nd time.....=))

 

PS: For more detailed information related to this self made slang "Super Single" Poke me anytime...:P

 

PPS: Through this i never meant that who celebrate V-day are big time Morons, but Poor

 

For all blunt and brutal Singles.

 

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