Hence Proved...:|

*A Telephonic Convo*


Girl: Hey Baby (With a cute, heart melting tone)

Guy: Yeah..



Girl: Where are you?

Guy: Mount Olympus in Athens, Slaughtering Zeus Immortals…..(sloppily )



Girl: What What What…?

Guy: Playing Video Game, forgot its 12 in the night…



Girl: Stop being sarcastic OK..

Guy: Me, Sarcastic. Why would I be sarcastic…(Confused)



Girl: I don’t know, ask yourself

Guy: But I told you what I am doing…





Girl: You wouldn’t understand, chuck it..

Guy: Then make me understand honey…



Girl: Please, don’t pretend to be one romantic caring and concerned

guy. I no longer feel the same closeness in your tone.

Guy: May be because I am sitting some 20,000 Kms away from you….(Smiling)



Girl: You are being sarcastic again

Guy: Alright, I wouldn’t be sarcastic again…Swear on my PS3 (Finger Crossed)



Girl: *Again* that means you were sarcastic earlier too, I can sense
negative vibes from your side…

Guy: Now, what makes you sense these VIBES…



Girl: My heart says so…

 Guy: You didn’t tell me that you are in talking terms with your
heart. How often? (Laughing)



Girl:  See, here you go again. Shove your sarcasm up your a**

Guy: Ok fine relax, I wouldn’t throw sarcasm….swear on my BIKE (Finger Crossed again)



Girl: Oh good lord, now don’t raise your voice, I am telling you

Guy: Did I, did I.

Girl: Now you are, why are you yelling

Guy: Because you are getting intolerable…(Frustrated)





Girl: I knew this was coming, you aren’t same anymore. You have changed

Guy: How can a fucking guy change overnight…(Grinning)



Girl: Speak like a sensible human being first and dare you raise your voice…

Guy: My love, My Princess. I am not raising my voice…(high picthed)

Girl: You don`t have to say that so loudly. I am not deaf

Guy: Neither Dumb…(Fuck Yea)



Girl: I heard what you just said….

Guy: Please, I beg you. Beg you for my life. What do you want (Crying)



Girl: Just be yourself, Baby

Guy: I am being myself for the past 10 minutes (Sighing)

Girl:  No, earlier you never would argue with me..

Guy: I am not arguing…



Girl: Shut up. I don’t know why I feel like that you want to dump me…

Guy: Dump you? Holy shit…Where did this shit come from…(Frowning)



Girl: Yes, that’s what you want to do. I know, you have a fetish for

single girls…

Guy: Alright, how can you be so sure about it..(Straight face)





Girl: I don’t know, I just know..

Guy: How can you know, when you don’t know…(Straight face, Grinning)



Girl: I don’t know. Stop pissing me off

Guy: Sorry, what should I do now…(Helpless)



Girl: Nothing, just keep loving me & stay away from your distracting
Video Game..

Guy: OK….Didn’t you say it a little earlier…(Poker Face)

Girl: No, I like drama. Today I had a craving to tease the shit out of you…

Guy: Means it was Pre planned….(Rage face)



Girl: Yes..!

Guy: *Emotionally* you wasted 30 minutes, spent US$ 10 and made me

feel like “Why I am living on this planet, what I am, Why I am here”
for your BULLSHIT, IDIOTIC CRAVING…… Why, please tell me why..



Girl: Because I Love you, I knew you wouldn’t get mad at me.

Guy: Really, how much do you love me? (Smartly)



Girl: How much do you think…

Guy: Well, a lot of course. I know you wouldn’t kick me if I commit
the greatest sin in this whole universe..(Secret Smile)



Girl: Exactly, my love

Guy: & I know it too that your love will be intact if I tell you that

throughout our conversation I played Video Game….(Trolol)

Girl: You Shit face.  Bye. Dare you call me ever…

*She disconnected the phone*

As much as you enjoyed reading this mindless, senseless, aimless
conversation, I so hated being a part of this…..(Though I secretly
cherished the tit bits)

But the reason being I type this out here is to tell you one thing.

Beware of Women; they can over shadow even the most brain storming
problems of Trigonometry, Integration, Differentiation and Vectors in
Complexity.



PS: The convo is partially made up, she’s actually quite Lovable…