There’s something between Delhi’s bone tickling foggy winters and Romance, Neither was I high on alcohol nor did I have any green leaves before writing this as many of my friends would surely think after reading the very first line of my very first VIRTUAL SOCIAL SERVICE. Well, this one goes for all the Romantic (Emotionally Challenged) guys and girls. Though I have never been into it but as a responsible citizen of My Delhi I really can’t see guys and girls spoiling their memorable moments (memorable till the next one) at some deep dark caves of “Purana Quila”, in the dense bushes of “Lodhi Garden” and under the shade of a huge boulder of “Rajghat”.
So, to make their steaming moments more sweltering in a ROMANTIC way though (Sexy way mein nahi) this winter and that too “Sasta aur Jugaadu...” Here are some tips to make your date feel special in full “Nude,lhi Istyle”
- Nothing can beat the road side Chicken Kabab’s in Delhi’s winter and if you’re with your partner its genuinely amazing to see the fog come out of his/her mouth while talking or eating with you in the same plate with bare hands. The essence of the whole scene automatically increases when you see her eyes full of tears due to the spicy kababs and her unclean hands craving for the water.
So, to make their steaming moments more sweltering in a ROMANTIC way though (Sexy way mein nahi) this winter and that too “Sasta aur Jugaadu...” Here are some tips to make your date feel special in full “Nude,lhi Istyle”
- Nothing can beat the road side Chicken Kabab’s in Delhi’s winter and if you’re with your partner its genuinely amazing to see the fog come out of his/her mouth while talking or eating with you in the same plate with bare hands. The essence of the whole scene automatically increases when you see her eyes full of tears due to the spicy kababs and her unclean hands craving for the water.
So the moral of the tip is “instead of spending big bucks spend some quality time with your partner, kisi aache se road side dhabbe pe murgi khake…”
- Adrenaline Junky couples can go for a bike ride on 172 Kms long Ring Road, it doesn’t matter what bike your guy has “Hero Honda Passion se lekar Yamaha R 15 tak koi bhi chalegi”. Delhi is infamous for its heavy fog and if you’re one of the dare devil kinda guys who is willing to take the advantage of it then ask your girl to take a glimpse of Delhi in foggy night. Though don’t be a super hero till someone forces you to be like one (Delhi is a rape capital also, by the way). Ride your bike as slowly as you can “Itni dheere bhi nahi ki speedbraker pe hi chad na paaye”. The pleasure and the warmth between both of you will be totally gripping.
- warming hands on a bon fire at any random isolated place with so many “mungfali aur ghajjak” in your pocket or anywhere and eating them after baking them on the fire is the most amazing thing you can do with your partner. Aur agar saath mein BIDI ho pine ke liye to bus Icing on the cake..The thrill, the romance will and ofcourse the smoking intensity (literally) will be unforgettable. Peru aage likh dio
- Last but not the least, walking hand in hand on the by lanes of Aurangzeb Road after 9 PM under the wide stretch of Tamarinds trees on the dried leaves scattered all over the pathway. Foggy enough to feel the smog on your face. (PS: Don’t utter any shit, remain silent )..
May be this article will help you out this winters to TURN ON your partner….
PS: I write only on seasonal / in demand topics..
- Adrenaline Junky couples can go for a bike ride on 172 Kms long Ring Road, it doesn’t matter what bike your guy has “Hero Honda Passion se lekar Yamaha R 15 tak koi bhi chalegi”. Delhi is infamous for its heavy fog and if you’re one of the dare devil kinda guys who is willing to take the advantage of it then ask your girl to take a glimpse of Delhi in foggy night. Though don’t be a super hero till someone forces you to be like one (Delhi is a rape capital also, by the way). Ride your bike as slowly as you can “Itni dheere bhi nahi ki speedbraker pe hi chad na paaye”. The pleasure and the warmth between both of you will be totally gripping.
- warming hands on a bon fire at any random isolated place with so many “mungfali aur ghajjak” in your pocket or anywhere and eating them after baking them on the fire is the most amazing thing you can do with your partner. Aur agar saath mein BIDI ho pine ke liye to bus Icing on the cake..The thrill, the romance will and ofcourse the smoking intensity (literally) will be unforgettable. Peru aage likh dio
- Last but not the least, walking hand in hand on the by lanes of Aurangzeb Road after 9 PM under the wide stretch of Tamarinds trees on the dried leaves scattered all over the pathway. Foggy enough to feel the smog on your face. (PS: Don’t utter any shit, remain silent )..
May be this article will help you out this winters to TURN ON your partner….
PS: I write only on seasonal / in demand topics..
u forgot india gate n icecreams....
ReplyDeleteNice one.. bt yeah.. u forgt icecreams in winters... or sitting on terrace wid partner n hvng hot chocolate.... :)
ReplyDeleteAapka yeh side dikhane ke liye dhanyavaad :P Aur mera naam mention karne ke liye usse bhi bada dhanyavaad ! :P
ReplyDeleteThough i am very loyal to bombay, still delhi winters ARE amazing. :P
Well written ! Good to see the variation in writing.
Writing comes naturally to you. Good work bhatnagarji :D
Next post ki aasha mein,
PERU!
saale.... thats all i could think of kayblogwala but at least i commented!!
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