Hence Proved (Part 2)...:|

A piece of advice: Before going through this convo kindly click on the link  http://kayblogwala.blogspot.in/2012/03/hence-proved.html or else you’ll feel like watching Matrix Triology without Audio :D

Girl: Hey Honey! (in a very heart melting tone)

Boy:Yes my love, tell me.

Girl: whatcha doing?

Boy: nothing, just cleared another level of the new game I got.

Girl: aah of course.

Boy: so you done for the day?

Girl: naah, not yet got an hour more and then got some free time. For now got a while so thought of
speaking with you.

So, what did you do the entire day?

Boy: day started in the noon, and then did some of the usual stuff went out to get the new awesome
game CD and well spent the next hours playing it, more like killing it( happiness personified with the last
statement)

Girl: that’s a very “you” day. Didn’t you go out somewhere?

Boy: thought of, but then landed up doing what I told you.

Girl: I see!!

Boy: well also I wrote a new piece today.

Girl: you did? Good. Whats it about?

Boy: a telephonic conversation. A little about us, and a little made up (giggle)

Girl: telephonic aaye? Which one? And made up? Definitely. To make it appealing, you’d do that.

Boy: want me to read it out?

Girl:yes sure, go on!!(eagerness in her tone)

Boy: (spends next 15mins reading it out to her)

Girl: no shit, so you think I am a nagging girlfriend? Is it now?

Boy: (silent) no baby, I don’t. ok you know what I am going to delete it. (clicking sound)

Girl: no no no no, I was just pulling your leg. Its fine. Don’t delete it.

Boy: too late now. I already did so.

Girl: oh I know you, you just saying so. You wouldn’t delete your writing. Anyway if you did. Just recover

it back. Now.

Boy: no no I am serious I did delete it. Its gone now. Shift+Del.

Girl: crap. U are nuts. You know I was just kidding.

Boy: I didn’t want to make any point out of that writing, it was just for a gag. Nothing more. I didn’t
mean to offend or upset you Honey.

Girl: of course I know that baby. Is there no way you can recover it back? (really feeling sorry)

Boy: aah, well I think I didn’t blow it completely. I just got it again.

Girl: see, moron. I knew you wouldn’t. just some extra drama, and you write about me being dramatic.
Hmph!!

Boy: oh no, I did delete it. But I checked the recycle bin and apparently I didn’t press Shift+Del, it was
just with the mouse, I deleted. I usually shift delete everything. But since I am talking so got mobile in
one hand and mouse in another. So just the basic delete process I did.

Girl:yeah fine. You know what?

Boy:what?

Girl: I am going to reply to your writing with another writing by me.

Boy: are you? Like a continual conversation?

Girl: correct.

Boy: and what are you going to write about? On how pathetic and sloppy of a boyfriend I am? Right?

Girl: true that, but no I will write about this conversation. The one we are having now. This very
conversation. ( a big teeth showing smile)

Boy: oh no, you wont!

Girl: why not?

Boy: err. Well ok go ahead write it up.

Girl: muaah. And then you can post it in your blog.com. (seemingly happy)

Boy: yes sure, I will. And then I will write a reply to that one, and then you write a reply to that one and
then we shall be the ones who create this awesome internet-telephonic –chat-massacre !! (sounds like a
three year old kid)

Girl: Geez! Ok if you say so.

Now you see, how the nature of a guy can change over just a matter of a single conversation.

Doesn’t matter how strong, how much of a stud, how buffy the guy may be. There is always this one
side of him which we woman always, ALWAYS get it out of them. But sometime the guys forget that its
only cuz of that one woman in their life they let loose of themselves and their feelings. Which definitely
doesn’t make them gay or a puss, but instead makes them loved and cared more.

I believe its ok for a man to let loose of his feelings. And a lot of you women out there will agree on that.
And so will you misters.

PS: this conversation is not at all made up, its how loveable he is!!


The Writer is a Photographer !

 

By: Aarti Pekette 

Probable answers of unanswerable questions !

Women can't help being Inquisitive, they are born with this annoying trait, at-least most of the men think so. But you can't deny the fact; it is a man who evokes a certain degree of curiosity among women.  However unanswerable their questions may be, interestingly you can find a similarity in the kind of questions women usually ask men. I always wonder how can it be possible? Imagine a huge server of women brain, attached with each other, exchanging similar data with the speed of light in Terabytes each second, sounds like Skynet. Read the article further to know the repetitive questions and their probable ANSWERS..!!

Question 1: Why are you always think about "Sex" not emotions?

Probable Answer: Well that's a tricky one, but a time to confess some things, and I know most of the guys reading this would agree with me. Like women are blessed with motherhood, we men are cursed read BLESSED with an unusual drive towards sex. We just can’t help it, it’s by default, and I think we are more lenient to our testosterone level. Talking about emotions thing, Yes, we do have plenty of emotions, we feel hungry you see....

Question 2: Why are you not expressive enough to speak your heart out?

Probable Answer: Before I speak my heart out, I too have a question,” Why is it so essential for women?” means it is our mistake that we are born in a male clan without having excessive emotions, just because your hormones gets you weepy all the time you except us to behave in the same way. Ok, the thing is we take time, situation and place to share and to talk what is occupying our mind. One more thing stop comparing a MAN with your heaps of Metrosexual male species, it leads to severe trauma....See, who says we are not expressive....

Question 3: Why you keep getting angry/abuse in traffic?

Probable Answer: This question doesn’t need any explanation, not because it’s evident, but i don’t want to write an Epic..!. Bikers left side overtake, turtle speed on highways, unwanted honking, topsy-turvy auto rickshaw, raging trucks and a vehicle with a women driver, what else one could want to experience one bad road day. Just look through a broader vision, how many idiotic reckless people are driving freely on the roads, even the super chilling AC in your car won’t help you  cool your temper. We know the abuse is limited to us only, but what to do, it’s the only way to vent your frustration out. We don’t want our beloved ones to suffer our wrath. Got it, you better do. Move to the next...

 Question 4: What do you tell your friends about me?

Probable Answer: Nothing is the word. This is the new girlfriend type question which I don’t know how to tackle, if you tell everything about your woman which include some pre defined adjective like beautiful, one of a kind, humble, down to earth, kind, lovely, sweet, smart, intelligent, caring, adorable, stunning, head turner, gorgeous mmmm....let me take out my dictionary, she thinks that she’s nothing just an arm candy and if you don’t talk about her, she thinks that you are sceptical in the relationship, she is bound to accuse of you of not being sure about her. So my lovely ladies we need a perfect timing to puke about you. We can also give you the freedom to tell us what they want us to talk about with their pals.

Question 5: Why don’t you compliment me for my hair?

Probable Answer: This one actually creep us out. But still the answer is there are many more things to compliment her about, why do we waste our time on complimenting a thing which usually remains the same? New colourful streaks, shinning and bouncing hair, end of split-ends, fringes, seriously? It’s seems eye feasting in TVCs only (Television Commercials) with multiple effects of light, camera and graphics, same goes for your mascara, eyebrows and nail paints. We generally tend to give compliments when you are YOU, not one Diva, so stop expecting compliments on such mundane things. You yourself are much beyond than your makeup box.

  

Conclusion: The questions are inherited; you can’t actually evade but simply tackle them. ;)