Thursday, December 1, 2011

Woman: Beyond your Imagination...




What is the first thing that come into your mind when I say "Woman"..?. I chuckled and he landed up saying the worst ever quote “A source of getting a  couple of seconds of orgasm”.  I was like….. SHIT. For a moment I felt like bashing up his head with the scotch bottle, lying in front of me.


Most of us guys are bastards, without any single doubt and I don’t feel ashamed of saying it because we are born with this instinct only.


What do you think about a woman?


A lil cute homo sapien engulfed totally in pink attire, who loves eating bunny shaped chocolate and drool over clean shaved macho man.

A fool who cries over stupid little idiotic things.

A tool which has the capability to screw the nut bolts of your so called cold heart.

A reason behind the entire massacre that took place in the past.

A skilled artist who knows how to spend your money without guilt.

A better competitor than a guy who knows how to grab opportunities, before you do.


 NO…..


She’s faaaaaar better than guys and I don’t need a reason to explain why? Just close your eyes and think, think till your brain has forced your heart to accept the truth, the ugliest truth. Like I did.



I wrote all these annotations with all the perspective of a typical male chauvinist Indian guy, no offense. I hope you’re not of them, but sadly I am one of them. I agree on the first and the last remark of mine.



Its 3:30 AM in the morning and that quote and its author are just stuck in my mind and all I want right now is a loud speaker and a microphone so that I can yell out aloud; "Chutiye that’s the reason why you are always cribbing for one single girl in front of me every single time we meet".


One advice for you for your good PERSONAL life, my liquor friend,

Respect her value
Admire her beauty


As she be a caring mother, a loving spouse, a beautiful daughter, a naughty sister and a savior grandmother


Some of you may deny this and some might get offended by the time you finish this, keep living in denial. But as a non required adviser I suggest one thing for you, change the way you look at a woman or else…


“Your hand lines will soon gonna disappear and get carved at some other place”. Get that; and if not good for you and if you actually get the message behind this line copy it and paste it in your life as per your convince


Though they must be a little crazy species in some areas of life, I whole heartedly respect them.


PS: Beside the above mentioned incident someone ask me to write some good stuff about girls,and here; I did 

27 comments:

  1. i lurvvdd it.. :P proud being a woman \m/

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  2. AWESOME!!!!!
    totally love it..and the Kabira style or wit u used!!
    <3 :*

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  3. awww,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dats soooo simply yet beautifully penned down!!! thanku,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,4 smbdy so understanding n caring!

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  5. :) love the way you write... great piece once again.. hope the person who requested the write-up would be happy!

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  6. You said you share some similar thoughts about girls like other male chauvinists and at the same time, you have a deep regard for a woman. That means you have delved out a neutral way of supporting both men and women. But before bellowing belligerent tone against men, just try to look everything with some another angle. what happens when today's young girls treat the men like the well tamed puppy's?

    See the thing is, even today's girls are not like the pure souls or goddesses on whom you can trust fully. There are some evil fishes in the pond too who making the whole pond dirty.
    "A reason behind the entire massacre that took place in the past."---are you trying to appreciate the girls or is at a deliberate attempt to tell them that you have been so great in making all the guys fool for centuries.

    This blog post is a polite satire which is making mockery of girls. The message is clear:"guys use your brain not testicles", women is great she plays so many roles in life of course respect comes first, but still, beware of some hems or say warning signals---1.she is a skilled artist who knows how to spend your money without guilt, and she knows how to snatch the opportunities"..

    I am not anti women, but through this blog Kabir is conveying the message which is visible but still hidden as well as diplomatic in nature.

    If men are bloody bastards, toady's women have done PHD in crossing their limits. To satisfy their ego, they take the support of women awareness campaigns and fake tantrums to suppress men.

    The clash of egos have become so big that no one wants to retain that down to earth attitude. I believe both men and women should value each other. The power play or dominate each other by mind games should be put at halt. Both the species of human sapiens are great if they understand each other till the root of their soul.

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  7. loved it to the core...<3
    i appreciate that you have exposed a bitter truth to the guys that girls are best...!!! l;ove you for this...:)

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  8. I second what ever u wrote in your article. But what here is astonishing is that all these words are coming from u.. absolutely unexpected.!!!!

    But I would more so admire you for implementing what ever you penned down here. Great Words indeed. hope this is an eye opener for most of the male chauvinists..!!!

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  9. @Hitesh- i think here you are just trying to provoke girls so that what ever you wrote gets proved. but rather to your dismissal , even though you might regard women bloody bastards, this only depicts the level of your thinking towards respecting women..!!!

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  10. कबीर साहब, यहां आपके लेख की नहीं बल्कि लिखने के स्टाइल की तारीफ करूंगी.. (माफ करना, मानसिकता की नहीं कर सकती, केवल एक लेख के दम पर... लेकिन आप जिस तरह से अपनी बात सामने रखते हैं वो अंदाज़ वाकई काबिल-ए-तारीफ है..

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  12. First of all Mr. Kabir, understand the meaning of being a 'male chauvinist' and please understand this too, that a feminist or a masculist always speaks and upholds and respects the cardinal truths(may b harsh but still reality) about their own sex ahead of n better than the other.

    Secondly, before generalizing the men as bastards, think about the birds who pees on our head and flies away; residing on our hearts, playing with our hearts, feeding on our hearts and molding our hearts in their way.

    Thirdly Kabir, lemme tell you one simple thing, my vigorous and subtly neutral observation about our opposite sex: with growing empowerment and support, incessant campaigning, greater reservations and quotas in opportunities and free-form matriarchal movements,, girls/ladies/women do 'use' their powers granted to them by 'us', the lesser mortals, to contrive n turn against us. And most of these girls are just vacuous and simply ingrates... on the other hand, poor guys in so-called love with these greater mortals are playing the role of time-servers...

    Fourthly, respecting women does not lead a cynically proclaimed phallocentric soul like you to put up hoardings of sperm counts' acceleration. Given the biological truth of pheromones from a man's sweat glands multiplying the counter-pheromones in a woman's body, it's no excremental for the doppelganger in male orgasm... seriously Kabir, I read your entire blog commencing at the title and concluding at the postscript, I had no clue that I am reading the composition of a man!

    The call of the hour and the years to come is prevalence of mutual trust, love and faith, cooperation, value and respect of one sex for the other. Quoting Hitesh, "clash of egos" and "mind games" are the dominating factors that are leading women ahead of men in whatever field they are excelling, save some exceptionally gifted missies, who are...obviously disparaging feminists, which wreaks the cracks in this mutual understanding deeper and more hostile...

    Mr. Kabir, we male chauvinists 'in its true term', need to feature you and grill you with the eye opening 'pyar ki panchnama' so that it tickles your gray matter to some point of recognition that you too need to respect your own sex!!!, and be off-the-nuts from being a feminist, who spells it as 'womyn' and not woman!

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  13. WO-MEN. Men can only wonder(full) at this creation, hence they are known as wo-men. Therefore, men folks, whether MCP or otherwise, keep wondering at the amazing gift to the mankind, without whom the creation cannot survive, who keeps creating and nurturing.
    At last, MEN are also important to keep the nature's balance. Keep wondering at the NATURE...

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  14. She’s faaaaaar better than guys and I don’t need a reason to explain why? Just close your eyes and think, think till your brain has forced your heart to accept the truth, the ugliest truth. Like I did.
    totally agree

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  15. “Your hand lines will soon gonna disappear and get carved at some other place” Lol

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  16. "Mr. Kabir, we male chauvinists 'in its true term', need to feature you and grill you with the eye opening 'pyar ki panchnama' so that it tickles your gray matter to some point of recognition that you too need to respect your own sex!!!, and be off-the-nuts from being a feminist, who spells it as 'womyn' and not woman! "

    are you Sick !

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  17. that's your best one keep writing kabir

    Srinivas.!

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  18. <3 totaly in love with this picture and your annotations \m/

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  19. Hey dude!!! should I compare you with Raja Rammohan Roy and Ishwar Chandra Vidyasagar who heralded women emancipation or was is it just a way of appeasing a beautiful lass as you suggest PS: Beside the above mentioned incident someone ask me to write some good stuff about girls,and here; I did ? I mean as well intentioned you may appear, but can't help telling you that your write up smacks of fakeness.

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  20. Swati Kapoor,you don't have any right to comment on any body's level of thinking. Every body in this world has his/her own perception and i am conveying the common scenario that is prevalent in our cities. There are both bad and good people in this world and i am only telling the darker side of women, what some of them have been upto. This is a democracy, miss Swati and every one has his/her right to voice out his/her opinion. Don't feel hurt. My comments are not directed at all the women but some of them.
    Just turn around, it's big world and try to think out of your peripheral think tank...lolz..

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  21. comments above are epic ROFL good work author..!

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  22. THE BEST Kabir!! I am in love with this!! And yea...special thanks to your little sister...<3 she must be cute if she asked you to write something like this and you actually listened and worked on it... Very well done! Serioulsy.. A.W.E.S.O.M.E!

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  23. simply bakwaas!!! kuch kaam ka nahi hain!!! bad english bad vocab

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  24. https://www.facebook.com/notes/sabyasachi-ghosh/the-greater-combination-of-mind-heart-and-soul/263021010413281
    follow this link to know what women actually are!!! you get some enlightenment.

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  25. do follow....will teach you the ABC of blog writing and also give you ideas about how to present women properly,

    http://kayblogwala.blogspot.com/2011/12/woman-beyond-your-imagination.html?showComment=1323009432188#c2326420644641633049

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  26. You love me doing counter attacks that's why you don't share such blogs where I'd say I loved it haha :)

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  27. I liked it. But I dunno why, my thoughts differ from what others have to say. Something of you is missing in this one.

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